A Return to Normalocity
thediehard

   The nap- and-vacation boy, who every once in awhile illegally squats in the White House, took time out from wrecking the country and angering the world to visit his assistant thief brother and tell the two million people who have lost their jobs since he and the five partisan traitors turned the country into a dictatorship:  go ahead and blow whatever savings you have left on a Florida vacation, because Jebbie needs to skim off some more of the state's tourist revenues to give to his campaign donors.  (For those who don't know, the Democratic candidates for Florida governor put their fund-raising on hold in the aftermath of September 11, so that donations would go instead to disaster relief.  The Bush brother who committed so many egregious crimes in order to declare "his" state for his illiterate brother made no such sacrifice.  Instead, he "cut taxes" to his wealthiest campaign donors, to the tune of several billion dollars stolen from schools and infrastructure upkeep -- damage repair -- and continued to invite those same people to thousand-dollar-a-plate hob-nobs so they could redirect that stolen money to his campaign.  In exchange for a few other private favors, of course, like having the state pay for new beaches for their, and only their, beach-front homes.)   As a forty-year Floridian, I encourage the rest of America and the world:  boycott Florida.  Don't spend a dime here until Jeb Bush is out of office next year.  Don't so much as buy a tourist attraction post card.  If you come to visit the nude beaches, stay with friends or in the cheapest, seediest hotels you can find.  Don't eat out.  (Fruits and vegetables are cheap here.)  Hey, I'm sorry for the hotel and restaurant workers that the thief brothers keep crying crocodile tears about, but if the smirker were serious about helping, he would give an equal "tax refund" to every worker in America (see http://www.bartcop.com/taxplan.htm ), instead of $1.57 to Joe Schmoe working 80 hours a week at three "part time" jobs while diverting thirty billion bucks of OUR tax money to a handful of corporate executives who will turn right around and donate most of it back to his campaign.   "Get back to normal and go on vacation?"  Yeah, vacations are normal for the wartime-deserting drug abuser, who's never worked a day in his life anyway.  The rest of us will "get back to normal" when we see congresscritters standing in line at the airport and going to tourist traps and shopping malls like the rest of us.  The rest of us will "get back to normal" when the economy is no longer being wrecked by the same old Bush plans that tanked us ten years ago and we don't have to worry about where next month's rent is coming from.  The rest of us will "get back to normal" when we no longer have an illegal administration planning wars in secret, and supporting terrorists so they'll have an excuse to start those wars, and starting a "war" on a nameless, faceless, undefined enemy ("terrorism") without the required approval of Congress, and using that "undeclared war" to declare a police-state "emergency" so the illegal administrations' pet gestapo can wiretap your phones and search your house and "disappear" you any time they damn well please without bothering to even have to invent a reason except that they don't like you.  Having dark skin, or an accent, or a same-gender partner, or being a woman with any job that pays more than secretary or nurse or teacher, or voting Democrat, are all reason enough for them to not like you.   The rest of us will "get back to normal" when George W. Bush is impeached (can you impeach someone who was never actually elected in the first place?) and his entire cabinet, plus his poppy and both brothers, plus the infamous five on the Supremely Laughable court, are all in jail on trial for high treason as a threat to the safety of the American people and the world.   I look forward to "getting back to normal," under THOSE conditions, very soon.
 

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